I was watchin' the birds yesterday, and man, birds have no shame, they just go when they gotta go.
I can relate to this as I had somethin' similar happen. Sittin' on my sun deck basking in the sun and reading a book, mindin' my business when . . . along came a rude interruption outta nowhere right on my left shoulder. Like, eeeuuuuw!
Illustration Friday submission of similar.